Saturday, March 19, 2011

Marriage 301, Lecture 662: Wash away my iniquity


Me: I think it's time for this towel to go to charity.

SH: Which one?

Me: This white one.

SH: Why?

Me: Because I can't get the dirt out of it.

SH: Bleach it.

Me: I've tried that. And Borax. And soaking it overnight in the bleach/Borax/detergent stew. It's oily dirt from someone wiping his not-washed face on it over and over.

SH: I guess you know the moral to this story.

Me: I sure do.

SH: Don't buy white towels.

Me: No! Don't wipe your dirty face on the towel!

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