The class factotum speaks
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Marriage 301, Lecture 662: Wash away my iniquity
Me: I think it's time for this towel to go to charity.
SH: Which one?
Me: This white one.
Me: Because I can't get the dirt out of it.
SH: Bleach it.
Me: I've tried that. And Borax. And soaking it overnight in the bleach/Borax/detergent stew. It's oily dirt from someone wiping his not-washed face on it over and over.
SH: I guess you know the moral to this story.
Me: I sure do.
SH: Don't buy white towels.
Me: No! Don't wipe your dirty face on the towel!
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