Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Marriage 301, Lecture 695: On target


SH: I want to quit my job and go into politics.

Me: That's fine. Only two more years [until the alimony is done] and then you can do it.

SH: But I want to do it now!

Me: Why?

SH: Because I need to fix things now!

Me: Oh honey don't worry. The world will still be screwed up in two years.

2 comments:

Fijufic said...

It will continue to stay screwed up as well...

TosaGuy said...

I would always call my sister's cat Target when it was hunting season. (All in pure fun, never did use it as one).