Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Marriage 301, Lecture 969: Annoyer in Chief


SH: So you don't like to be annoyed?

Me: Nope.

SH: And you don't like to argue.

Me: Nope.

SH: Those are my favorite things to do. Why did you marry me? It's not like you didn't know this about me.

Me: For your money.

2 comments:

John0 Juanderlust said...

Don't like to argue? You've turned into your own opposite twin, or perhaps you were abducted by aliens sometime in the last 5 years or so.
This one is very hard to believe.

John0 Juanderlust said...

Busted! And I'm the only one to point this out?