I saw these cute shoes on a lady at the Calvary Episcopal Waffle Shop in Memphis. I asked if I could take a photo, assuring her I did not have a fetish. The second I showed the photo to my friend Leigh's five year old daughter, Sophia, Sophia squealed, "Those are pretty!" Sophia and I get each other.
SH: Let me tell you about this new connector [something to do with my fancy new smartypants phone].
SH: But it's interesting! Look how they've changed the design and improved-
Me: I don't care.
SH: But I want to tell you!
Me: I don't want to hear it.
SH: But I want to!
Me: Remember how you didn't want to hear about my toenail polish? Well, I don't want to hear about the connector.
SH: But it's interesting. Your toenail polish is not interesting.