Friday, April 22, 2011

Marriage 301, Lecture 520: It could be a tumah

Ever since we took away Shirley's cigarettes, she's been hitting the sauce pretty hard.

Me: I wish I had a brain tumor.

SH: A brain tumor? Why?

Me: That was causing my headaches.

SH: But!

Me: That could be operated on.

SH: But a brain tumor could be fatal!

Me: An operable, non-fatal brain tumor. That's the kind I want.


John0 Juanderlust said...

Probably a food allergy.

Class factotum said...

John, I hope that's what it is. I am going to experiment with some things and see if it makes a difference.

John0 Juanderlust said...

And you should probably stop sniffing glue for awhile, too