Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Marriage 301, Lecture 638: Goose/gander/sauce
SH: Are you going to buy another purse?
Me: Maybe. Are you going to buy more wine?
SH: Wine is different. It's a consumable.
Me: So are purses.
SH: They are not! I don't know why you would need more than a summer purse and a winter purse.
Me: I don't know why you would want more than a summer watch and a winter watch. [Have I not mentioned SH's vast watch collection? He has a couple dozen, although he has stopped accumulating them since we got married and acquired a mortgage and cats.]
SH: A watch has value even when it's not being worn! And my watches are cool!
Me: So are my purses.