Monday, April 25, 2011

Marriage 301, Lecture 740: In love and trial


Me: You snored last night! And you farted - in your sleep!

SH: I'm sorry!

Me: It was not pleasant.

SH: It was probably the fart I was holding in before I came to bed.

Me: Why were you holding it in?

SH: Because I didn't want to be rude.

Me: Yeah, but then you sprung it on me.

SH: I couldn't help it. I'm sorry.

Me: Next time, you need to go into your office [upstairs] and get it all out before you come to bed.

1 comment:

Joy said...

My husband does this. He will go into the other room before bed and fart to get it out and STILL fart in his sleep. I truly do not understand how we can eat exactly the same thing and yet he farts so noxiously and I do not.