Sunday, May 15, 2011

Chats du jour: Fair is a place where men in overalls throw cow chips for prizes


SH: Hey! You gave Shirley a lot more food than you gave Laverne.

Me: Oh well. Laverne has taken enough of Shirley's food that it all evens out.

SH: When I feed them, I put the bowl on the counter and very meticulously make sure they each have the same amount.

Me: Do you want to be in charge of feeding them?

SH: No.

Me: Well then.

1 comment:

cydrone said...

You're not doing it right!