Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Marriage 301, Lecture 320: Affairs of the Fart


SH: I farted. I'm sorry.

Me: You don't have to announce it, you know.

SH: But I should apologize when I fart. It's rude to fart and not apologize.

Me: But what if I don't notice? Then you've apologized for nothing.

SH: I don't say anything if I don't think you'll notice. If it's a stealth fart. But when I think you'll notice, I apologize.

Me: Just don't say anything. I'll let you know when you need to apologize.


* Thanks to Tish Jett for the title.

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