The class factotum speaks
Friday, May 13, 2011
Marriage 301, Lecture 336: Any port in a storm
SH: I should have gone to visit Pete [our mutual friend] when he lived in Cincinnati [late 80s] so we could have met then. [I was living in Cincy at the same time.]
Me: We'd be $X richer [for not paying alimony.] But I might not have liked you.
SH: Why not?
Me: I was not a big fan of burping and fart jokes.
SH: I wasn't some drunken frat boy!
Me: Or of Beavis and Butthead imitations.
SH: But you are now?
Me: No, but I have a higher tolerance level. I overlook more.
SH: Maybe you're just more desperate.
Me: Yep. I dropped my standards.
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