Monday, May 23, 2011

Marriage 301, Lecture 560: Taste test


SH: Hey! Why did you buy this [Kashi Honey-Kissed Seven Wholegrain Pillows] cereal?

Me: Because it is the on-sale, allegedly healthful version of Cap'n Crunch [which I love with an unhealthy passion].

SH: The second ingredient is organic evaporated cane juice syrup.

Me: Sugar for people who never took chemistry but who think they are so very aware of what they are eating.

SH: And donut holes! Why did you get donut holes?

Me: Because I got those chocolate donut holes last week that we thought tasted funny but then I thought how can we really know if the chocolate ones taste funny without doing an authentic side by side taste comparison?

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