Tuesday, May 03, 2011

Marriage 301, Lecture 661: Tit for tat, Deux


SH [after he returned from a weekend away for The Cause after a week away for work and is going through the fridge, opening every single container]: What's this?

Me: Soup.

SH: What's this?

Me: Chicken.

SH: What's this?

Me: Why does it matter? There's fish for supper. Do you want it or not?

SH: I want to know what we have.

Me: Fine. Go through everything in there. You're using the [wxyz] time up.

SH: But! But! I thought we agreed on [wxyz].

Me: We agreed on [wxyz] from 6:00 - 7:21.

SH: I thought the purse buying was your retaliation.

Me: The purse buying was the retaliation for 6:00 to 6:47. The [wxyz] is for 6:48 to now.

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