SH [after he returned from a weekend away for The Cause after a week away for work and is going through the fridge, opening every single container]: What's this?
Me: Soup.
SH: What's this?
Me: Chicken.
SH: What's this?
Me: Why does it matter? There's fish for supper. Do you want it or not?
SH: I want to know what we have.
Me: Fine. Go through everything in there. You're using the [wxyz] time up.
SH: But! But! I thought we agreed on [wxyz].
Me: We agreed on [wxyz] from 6:00 - 7:21.
SH: I thought the purse buying was your retaliation.
Me: The purse buying was the retaliation for 6:00 to 6:47. The [wxyz] is for 6:48 to now.
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