Thursday, May 26, 2011

Marriage 301, Lecture 668: Die by the sword


SH: Laverne is whining. She must be stuck.

Me: Uh huh.

SH: You need to go [outside] and untangle her.

Me: Why's that?

SH: You're in charge of her.

Me: Why?

SH: Because you're the one who put her out!

Me: No I didn't. You did.

SH: Oh. Crap. You're right.

Me: Hoist. Petard. Etc.