Marriage 301, Lecture 622: Helpful household hints from the guy on sabbatical

SH: Wow. The whole back of the loveseat is full of cat hair.

Me: That car hair pick-up thingy is on the table by the washing machine.

SH: It needs to be vacuumed.

Me: OK.

Later.

Me: I thought you were going to vacuum the cat hair.

SH: No. I was merely informing you that it needs to be done so the next time you're vacuuming, you can do it.