Me: That boyfriend from [Belgium in this story, Amsterdam in the link below when I was trying to be more discreet] found me on LinkedIn the other day.
SH: Oh?
Me: The first thing he did was try to get me to hire someone he knew.
SH: Why?
Me: He thought I could do him some good, but it's been over five years since I was laid off, plus I am not necessarily in the mood to do him any favors when it seems like the only thing he wants from me is a job. Then, when I told him I had gotten married, he told me congratulations on achieving my "master plan."
SH: Your master plan?
Me: Yeah! Like I had always wanted nothing more than to be married and not work! If that's all I'd wanted, why didn't I marry him? He had a lot more money than you do!
SH: Are you saying he is calling you a gold digger but that you are not a very good gold digger?
Me: Yes. If I were a good gold digger, I never would have married you. You're not rich.
SH: That's because you're not doing it right.
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