Thursday, July 14, 2011

Marriage 301, Lecture 253: Waiting for Ever

SH: Wait! You're supposed to stand here and hold [his sports jacket and navy slacks] while I pick a shirt and tie.

Me: Nope. I'm going to hang them here [on the door] while you pick out a few options. I will render an opinion once we get to that point.

SH: You're not supposed to vacuum while I'm looking for clothes.

Me: I'm not going to stand around and wait for you.

SH: That's part of the job. You're supposed to wait on me.

Me: I didn't sign up for that.

SH: You're more concerned with efficiency than with doing the right thing.

Me: That is correct.

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