Friday, July 15, 2011

Marriage 301, Lecture 390: Smarter than I look


SH: Want to talk about politics?

Me: Nope.

SH: But it's fun!

Me: Not for me. See, that's why you should be a talk show host. You could argue about politics all the time with other people who want to argue about politics.

SH: But if I can't convince you to change your positions, why would I be able to convince anyone else?

Me: Maybe I'm just too stupid.

SH: Maybe! Wait. But you married me.

Me: That's right.

SH: So are you stupid or smart?

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