SH: Want to talk about politics?
Me: Nope.
SH: But it's fun!
Me: Not for me. See, that's why you should be a talk show host. You could argue about politics all the time with other people who want to argue about politics.
SH: But if I can't convince you to change your positions, why would I be able to convince anyone else?
Me: Maybe I'm just too stupid.
SH: Maybe! Wait. But you married me.
Me: That's right.
SH: So are you stupid or smart?
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