Thursday, July 28, 2011

Marriage 301, Lecture 603: It's not insurance fraud, is it?

SH: I don't want to go back to work.

Me: I don't blame you [as I myself certainly enjoy the gold-digging life of doing nothing but laundry, housecleaning, cooking, grocery shopping, cleaning the cat box, yardwork and shoveling snow].

SH: I'm going to run away.

Me: From me? Or from [certain people]?

SH: I want to run away from responsibility.

Me: Then from [certain people].

SH: Yes.

Me: How are you going to do that?

SH: Maybe I can fake my death.

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