Saturday, July 30, 2011
Marriage 301, Lecture 636: Job security
Me: You'd better get ready for your new wife. Think how much fun it will be to have someone who agrees with you completely! You'll say, "Those [opposite of me] people are so stupid!" And she'll say, "Yeah!"
Me: And you'll say, "I can't believe anyone would vote for [someone SH doesn't like]!" And she'll say, "Yeah!"
Me: But you'd better eat all the steak and butter and frozen custard you can right now, because she'll make you be a vegan.
Me: And no more tennis. It's an affectation of the middle-class bourgeoisie.
Me: When you ask her where your clean clothes are and why the house is so dirty, she'll snap that she is not your maid, you patriarchal imperialist sexist oppressor.
Me: But at least she'll agree with you about politics.