Monday, July 11, 2011

Marriage 301, Lecture 675: Which is why I don't have a six pack


SH: You don't need this [card from the hotel where we left the car the other night] any more.

Me: Nope.

SH: Unless that's where you meet your boyfriend.

Me: Nope.

SH: Wait. When do you see him? You are never gone when I'm at home. I haven't been traveling recently.

Me: Do I really look like I spend time at the gym every day? I'm not home then.

SH: Hmm. You do have some muscle tone. But it's under your Milwaukee Roll.

Me: See? I tell you I'm going to the gym. But I'm not. My secret is out.

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