Saturday, August 20, 2011

Chats du jour: Dumb like a fox

SH: Laverne! Leave Shirley alone.

Me: Let Shirley handle it.

SH: Shirley's defenseless. She's little. I feel sorry for her when Laverne annoys her.

Me: Uh huh.

SH: I guess maybe I should feel sorry for you when I annoy you. Except you're not defenseless.

Me: You outweigh me by the same proportion that Laverne outweighs Shirley.

SH: But Shirley is mentally defenseless.

Me: Are you saying Shirley is stupid?

SH [pause]: Shirley is very pretty.

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