Me: I'm going to throw this [the orange rubber worm we bought at Fleet Farm for Shirley because she likes to chew on rubbery things like my expensive heat-resistant spatulas and my mp3 player earbuds] away.
SH: Why?
Me: Because the cats don't play with it.
SH: Can't you give it to Goodwill?
Me: You mean so an underprivileged pet can have it?
2 comments:
"the rubber band, however, didn't make it." Too funny. I miss having cats.
Everyone should have cats.
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