Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Marriage 301, Lecture 677: The price of dairy products and chocolate

Me: Look! I found a photo from a few years ago of my belly. [Doesn't everyone take those photos?] I WAS THIN!

SH: Yes. You were.

Me: I was thin and I didn't even know it! I didn't even get to take advantage of it.

SH: But you're happier now, aren't you? Now that you're with me?

Me: I want to be thin AND happy.