Me: HEY! Stop! Get away! [as SH tries to stick his finger in my bellybutton]
SH: I'm just admiring your Milwaukee Roll.
Me: I don't recall promising to keep my weight down in our wedding vows.
SH: I don't care what you weigh. I love you as you are.
Me: Good. [Because I like eating too much to cut back.]
SH: But I wouldn't mind if you would change your political views.
1 comments:
Oh, do I get this.
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