Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Marriage 301, Lecture 684: Pigs flying, etc.


Me: HEY! Stop! Get away! [as SH tries to stick his finger in my bellybutton]

SH: I'm just admiring your Milwaukee Roll.

Me: I don't recall promising to keep my weight down in our wedding vows.

SH: I don't care what you weigh. I love you as you are.

Me: Good. [Because I like eating too much to cut back.]

SH: But I wouldn't mind if you would change your political views.

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Kathy said...

Oh, do I get this.

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