My cousin Angie: Those edges are crooked. You need to even them out.
Me: Oh I don't know. Maybe I've had enough. Besides, it's hard to even out with this [butter] knife. It doesn't cut that well.
Angie: Let me get you a sharper knife.
PS Yes that is Rice Krispies treats with banana cream pudding on top, with a layer of whipped cream and strawberries on top of that. Want to hear something really dumb? She offered to send some home with me and I SAID NO. DUMB!