Monday, September 19, 2011

Marriage 401, Lecture 621: The cheese stands alone

SH: Why were you yelling at Laverne?

Me: Because she was drinking the salt water I had made for the mozzarella cheese.*

SH: Did you change the water?

Me [long pause]: Are you just asking me if I put the cheese in the same water that our cat, who licks her butt, was drinking?

SH [laughing]: Never mind.

* It seems to keep the fresh mozzarella from going bad so quickly.

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