SH: Why were you yelling at Laverne?
Me: Because she was drinking the salt water I had made for the mozzarella cheese.*
SH: Did you change the water?
Me [long pause]: Are you just asking me if I put the cheese in the same water that our cat, who licks her butt, was drinking?
SH [laughing]: Never mind.
* It seems to keep the fresh mozzarella from going bad so quickly.
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