Monday, October 17, 2011
Marriage 401, Lecture 191: The first step is to assign blame
Me: Are you going to do that expense report and then come to bed so we can [wxyz]?
Me: Because I need to get some sleep. I don't want to stay up late.
An hour later.
Me: Hey! I thought you were going to be down here half an hour ago!
SH: I started reading some things.
Me: You need to focus!
SH: We don't have to [wxyz] if you're too tired.
Me: Nope. I'm not too tired if you come to bed right now. Besides, I shaved my legs today and I don't want to waste it.
SH: Really, it's OK. I know you're tired.
Me: No! Come one.
SH: But if you're tired....
Me: Oh! Wait! You're too tired, aren't you?
SH: What do you mean?
Me: This isn't about me! This is because you're too tired but you want to make it my fault!