Monday, October 24, 2011
Marriage 401, Lecture 263: Maybe I need a blue shirt
Me: Oh crap! I splattered soy sauce* on my shirt.
SH: You're not doing it right.
Me: I just took the tag off this shirt this morning!**
SH: I guess you learned a lesson about white t-shirts.
Me: Yes. Not to eat with chopsticks.
SH: No. The lesson is to wear a dark shirt.
* from using chopsticks, with which I am not proficient, to eat dim sum with Marissa and Brian.
** I buy white t-shirts in bulk, don't you? When they are on sale at Target or Kohl's, I stock up because no matter who you are, you are going to stain your white t-shirt before the end of the season.