Thursday, October 06, 2011

Marriage 401, Lecture 315: The art of the flirt

Me: I think someone flirted with me!

SH: What happened?

Me: I said something had happened when I was 20 and he said, "So that was three years ago?"

SH: Yep. That was a flirt. So how come men are allowed to flirt with you and women aren't allowed to flirt with me?

Me: Because I didn't engage with him. I just told him he needed glasses. Then he admitted he was full of crap. That woman told you that she fantasized about you singing while she was in the tub.

SH: That's not allowed?

Me: Telling you she thinks about you while she's naked? No.

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