Tuesday, October 04, 2011
Marriage 401, Lecture 614: Bad Bacon Eater
SH: I can't believe you left all this bacon in your bowl.
Me: I ate the lean out of it. That's just the fat.
SH: I can't let this go to waste.
Me: You cannot eat those chunks of fat! That's disgusting!
SH: It's the good part!
Me: It's gross and besides, it's cold!*
SH: I'll warm it up.
Me: It's still gross. I cannot believe you are going to eat that.
SH: It's not like it's Oscar Mayer. It's Usingers: It's the good stuff.
* Yes, I was eating some leftover pasta straight from the fridge because I was in a hurry and wanted some food in me before I went to aerobics. The pasta sauce had tomatoes, onions, chicken and chunks of bacon ends. The bacon was for flavoring, not for eating. I had cut it in 0.5" x 0.5" pieces.