Me: The only reason you stopped* was because you needed to pee, too.
SH: That's not true.
Me: Oh yes it is! You never stop for the bathroom! I always have to nag you!
SH: Well, maybe you're right. If I hadn't had to go, I would have tried to talk you into waiting until we got to Bonnie and Gary's.
Me: I knew it.
* At the gas station in the tiny town in the Kettle Moraine forest on our way to Bonnie and Gary's lake house for the weekend