I forwarded this groupon (above) to SH.
Me: This looks like your closet.
SH: No, it doesn't. The shirts in the photo are 1. too far apart, and 2. on Really Good Hangers made of wood.
Me: You said "wood."
Me: But your shirts are all blue.
Me: I didn't know that there was yet another class of Good Hangers. So there are Good Hangers, Really Good Hangers, and Extry Good Hangers made of wood.
Notice that I rendered him mute with my witty replies.