Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Marriage 401, Lecture 978: I don't care
SH: Come in here!
SH: You don't care about togetherness.
Me: I don't want to sit in a dark bedroom while you doze. It's boring.
SH: But I've been gone all week. Don't you want to be with me?
Me: I'm in the same house, aren't I?
SH: My Nighttime Wife would lounge in bed with me.
Me: Then call her up.
SH: Come look at Shirley.
Me: I don't want to look at the cat.
SH: But she's cute!
Me: I don't care.
SH: Shirley loves me. She cares about togetherness. You don't care.
SH: Shirley missed me when I was gone. You didn't even miss me.
Me: I missed you until you started whining.
SH: I save all my whining for you.