Saturday, November 12, 2011

Marriage 401, Lecture 206: Call my union rep


Me: Did you change their [the cats'] water?

SH: No. I just fed them.

Me: Why not?

SH: Because changing the water is your job. I just fed them as a favor to you.

Me: You fed them because you were awake first. Part of feeding them is also changing the water.

SH: Nope. I merely substituted for the feeding part. I did not assume the complete cat obligation.

Me: Change the water.

SH: Nope. Not my job.

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