Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Marriage 401, Lecture 741: Talk to my union rep

Me: Nope. It's too late.

SH: What? You agreed to [wxyz].

Me: That was at 8:00 when you said you would come to bed early.

SH: It's only 10:00.

Me: I lose interest after 9:30.

SH: Are you saying that this is a job for the Nighttime Wife?

Me: Yes. I'm off the clock.

SH: Are you getting overtime?

Me: I darn well should.

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