Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Marriage 401, Lecture 307: It's so fluffeh!


SH: Wow. Those fluffy pants [that my mom gave me and that are shedding in solidarity with the cats] are really sexy.

Me: I know. They give me a fluffy butt.

SH: Hot!

SH: Hey! Stop! What are you doing?

Me: I was going to sit on your lap!

SH: No! You'll bump into things on the desk and then I'll have to straighten everything out again!

Me: I'm so glad to know where your priorities are.

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