Who gives drumsticks to a kindergartner? I didn't think my parents had enemies.
Me: So. [Wxyz] tonight?
An hour later.
SH: But - but it's already 8:00 and I want to go out and sing!
Me: Are you saying you want to skip [wxyz]?
SH: I haven't been out to sing in a week!
Me: When you were 20, would you have turned down [wxyz]?
SH: No way!
Me: Then why now?
SH: Back then, I would have thought it might be my only chance ever.
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