Monday, December 26, 2011

Marriage 401, Lecture 697: Got a quarter? Call someone who cares

SH: Hey! What are you doing? Stop!

Me: I'm just opening the mail.

SH: The purpose of a letter opener is to open an envelope neatly.

Me: No it isn't. It is just to open an envelope.

SH: Neatly!

Me: Who cares? The envelope is going to be thrown away anyhow.

SH: You're not doing it right!

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LPC said...

Gol darn but you crack me up.

Class factotum said...

Thank you, L. :)