Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Marriage 401, Lecture 416: No shortcuts


As he is standing in the back door.

SH: Sweetie? Would you do me a huge favor?

Me: Sure. What?

SH: I know you don't support my political views -

Me: What do you want me to do?

SH: And that you don't agree--

Me: What?

SH: But I have snow all over my shoes --

Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

SH: And I don't want to track snow in the house.

Me: TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT.

SH: Would you get that [political] sign for me so I can put it up in the yard? It's in my office.

Me: Sure. But could you just once get to the point?

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