Monday, January 30, 2012

Marriage 401, Lecture 498: Once is enough


SH: You're pretty trusting, letting me go out with a pretty girl (aka the Nighttime Wife, who is one of SH's singing buds).

Me: I know how old you are.

SH: Uh-huh.

Me: And I know what your [wxyz] capabilities are.

SH: Oh. I see.

2 comments:

Rubiatonta said...

Pow! Right in the ego! (And I love that in that Belén, there are teeny lottery tickets. Did you know they were invented by the three wise men?)

Class factotum said...

Rubi - I make sure my man is satisfied, if you know what I mean.

And I loved the lotto tickets in the nativity!