Sunday, January 29, 2012

Marriage 401, Lecture 863: It's like he doesn't know me at all


SH: Hey! You've been using my toothpaste!

Me: I know.

SH: And squeezing it from the middle!

Me: I know.

SH: You have your own toothpaste. Why are you using mine?

Me: To annoy you.

4 comments:

herewegoagain said...

I always squeeze from the middle. It's so....satisfying!

Just to let you know, since you have read my blog (so nice of you!) that my actual blog address has changed. Anyway, you can find it from here, so I hope you visit again (well, I hope I write again, ha!).

Class factotum said...

Herewego, it's even more satisfying when it bugs your husband who is a wee bit picky!

herewegoagain said...

You found me! And my hubby is more than a wee bit picky. There has been much talk of "having one's own tube of toothpaste". And...he hides his nail clippers from me. Hmmmm.

Class factotum said...

Two tubes of toothpaste does not solve the problem. I still use SH's toothpaste just because it's so fun to annoy him!