Thursday, February 09, 2012
Marriage 401, Lecture 141: Beauty school dropout
Me: So I was facebookstalking people from high school last night.
Me: There was this girl. We weren't friends. But I knew who she was. She was kind of obnoxious and strident.
SH: Um-hmm. [Pretending to be interested.]
Me: The main thing I remember about her was that she was so poorly groomed: sloppy, dirty hair, greasy face. But this cute guy in my class would neck with her! He wouldn't pay any attention to me, but he necked with her!
SH: Sweetie. Sometimes girls like that get attention because they put out.
Me: Maybe that's what she was doing. But she was so icky. I wasn't a fashion queen, but at least my hair was clean.
Me [leaning forward and poking SH in the arm]: Guess what she's doing now. Guess!
SH: I have no idea.
Me: She OWNS A BEAUTY SCHOOL!
SH: You don't have to look good to own a beauty school.
Me: I guess not!