Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Marriage 401, Lecture 532: Boundaries

Me: Are you almost done in there?

SH: Why? Do you want to pee?

Me: Yes.

SH: Some couples pee in front of each other.

Me: Not me.

SH: You don't think it's a sign of intimacy?

Me: I think it's a sign of having given up.

SH [as he looks at my pajamas - his old yellow, which looks awful on me, t-shirt from Beer Bike in college and the red and white horizontally striped jersey elastic pants from Lands End]: I think we've already mostly given up.


Beryl said...

Well, it's not like you're married to Clinton Kelly!

Class factotum said...

Beryl, it's a good thing! Clinton and Stacey would be appalled at what I wear.