Marriage 401, Lecture 597: Don't sqeeze the Charmin
SH: We need half and half.
SH: And toilet paper.
SH: It's on sale at Target.
Me: I could go on Friday after the gym.
SH: But we'll be out of half and half before then. Why can't we just go together Wednesday night after class? Target is on the way home. [We have signed up for a singing class so we can have a winter hobby that is not eating, which is our main common interest.]
Me: I don't want to shop with you.
SH: This isn't like buying bacon. I don't have to look at every single package. It's just toilet paper.