Saturday, February 18, 2012

Marriage 401, Lecture 597: Don't squeeze the Charmin


Me: My mom wants to know if I've been wearing the fluffy pants.

SH: The sexy fluffy pants?

Me: I told her that I save them for special occasions because you find them so alluring that I can't fight you off.

SH: I especially like how they shed.

Me: That's hot.

SH: But the fluffy pants aren't as sexy as the PJs you usually wear.

Me: There's nothing like Lands' End jersey pants with horizontal red stripes to flatter a 48-year-old butt.

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