The class factotum speaks
Saturday, February 18, 2012
Marriage 401, Lecture 597: Don't squeeze the Charmin
Me: My mom wants to know if I've been wearing the
SH: The sexy fluffy pants?
Me: I told her that I save them for special occasions because you find them so alluring that I can't fight you off.
SH: I especially like how they shed.
Me: That's hot.
SH: But the fluffy pants aren't as sexy as the PJs you usually wear.
Me: There's nothing like Lands' End jersey pants with horizontal red stripes to flatter a 48-year-old butt.
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