Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Marriage 401, Lecture 685: Valentine advice
At the ladies' room at the restaurant. I walk in to overhear a beautiful woman with white hair asking the woman in the stall, "When you were 26, what was on your mind?"
I always have to interrupt and give my opinion, so I said, "Finding a boyfriend."
Older lady: That's right! Getting laid!
Me: Well, I didn't want to be that blunt, but yes.
OL: And you didn't care if it was on the floor or in a bed.
Me: Nope. But now I demand comfort.
OL: I'm 65 and it's all over.
Me: Don't tell me it ends at 65! That seems too young!
OL: Oh no. It doesn't end. But the desire does. So do it now while you still want to!