Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Marriage 401, Lecture 169: Changing roles


Things SH thinks he would not do if I got a job and he quit his job to become a gold digger:

1. Use a toothbrush to clean the ridges on the microwave that collect gunk from food cooking on the stove below. (Who ever thought that putting the microwave above the stove was a good idea?)

2. Clean the bathroom once a week

3. Hang clothes out to dry on the line instead of throwing them in the dryer

4. Dust

5. Cook almost all meals from scratch

6. Check the produce bargain counter at Sendik's

To which I say, "If you want to be a gold digger, that's part of the deal."

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