Friday, March 02, 2012
Marriage 401, Lecture 39: You're Not Doing It Right
SH: Hey! You're stacking the dishes wrong! There's plenty more room for more dishes in there but you've got small dishes on top of the big dishes.
Me: That's because I have been washing them in batches.
SH: You're not optimizing the dish stacking.
Me: That's because I'm doing them in batches. If I waited to do them all at once, you would say I'm doing that wrong - that I'm a Not Dish Doer.
SH: It's OK to batch them. But only if you wait about 30 minutes before you do them. If you wait longer than that, like two or three hours, then you're Not Doing It Right.
Me: If you want to be in charge of washing all the dishes in this house, be my guest.