Saturday, March 10, 2012

Marriage 401, Lecture 597: Vintage whine


SH: I'm tired. I've been sleepy.

Me: Maybe we could go to bed early tonight.

SH: I'm too tired.

Me: I don't mean that. We could just cuddle. That would be nice.

SH: What if there were whining involved?

Me: I could always duct tape your mouth.

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