Thursday, March 15, 2012
Marriage 401, Lecture 98: Gold digger job description
Me: I don't know how to clean this [felt] hat.
SH: All I know is how to put stuff in the machine and how to take it to the dry cleaners. I don't do any hand washing. Nothing with Woolite in the sink.
Me: If I become the breadwinner and you become the gold digger, you'll have to do it.
SH: Oh no I won't.
Me: Oh yes you will. The person who is staying home does the housework. That's the rule.
SH: The role of the male gold digger is not to do any hand washing.
Me: Oh yes it is.
SH: The answer to hand washing is that you don't buy anything that needs to be hand washed.